Benztown Goodies

Shopping cart

Your shopping cart is empty.
Hey look at all this neat store stuff.

Fútbol Scarf

Regardless of how you pronounce it. 
$24.99

Tote Bag

Tote Bag
To carry all your junk.
$6.99

Gary Tuxedo Cufflinks

Nothing says class like a robot dressed in a suit, cuffed to another suit. Am I right? 
$24.99

Red & White Gary Buttons

To add to the collection on your denim jacket.
$2.99

Compact Mirror

Compact Mirror
Real time analog selfie maker.
$5.49

Lighter

Lighter
For the jokers, the smokers, and the midnight tokers. 
$3.99

Bottle Opener

Gary Bottle Opener
The best beer is an open one. 
$14.99

Benztown Mug

BZ Mug
No talkie before coffee.
$9.99

Hot Mix Mug

Coffee Mug Wide
What you put in here is your business. 
$9.99

Deck Of Cards

Card Deck Tight
When you just can't even deal anymore. 
$9.99

Back Scratcher

Got 99 problems but an itch ain't one.
$5.49

Shots? Glass

The answer to this question should always be YES. 
$6.99

Flask

Flask Wide
Because, Church.
$23.99

Beer Mug

Beer Mug Wide
Gary no function beer well without. 
$12.99

Koozie

Koozie Tight
Keeping your beer cool while you nurse it. Maybe we should make baby bottles?
$3.49

Gary Head Cufflinks

Cufflinks
Because it beats the handcuffs you normally wear.
$24.99

Lapel Pin

Magnet Lapel Tight
Stick it to your chest.
$6.99