Witty, sarcastic line about how I’m vastly different than every other nerdy white guy on here. Bragging, self-indulgent sentence with sweeping generalizations and rich adjectives about all the revolutionary promos I voice on television. Grounded, relatable statement about how I loved radio from an early age and got my start as an eager, young broadcaster just like you. Listen to the demos. If you likey, you hirey.